Self-Made Legend

mother-rucker:

erectionsandtea:

ceshira:

samapitongzabala:

So my mom told me to record a song for her. She didn’t give specific instructions like what kind of song and she didn’t tell me not to fool around while singing, so there.. now’s my chance to do some impressions

(by order)

Britney Spears

Vanessa Hudgens

Angelica Pickles

Raven

Isabella

Bubbles

Scuttle

My dad’s GPS

Me

EVERYONE STOP AND LISTEN TO THE PERFECT POST

what is going on

(via djp16)

bitcheslovewierdos:

skinnydipset:

angryblackman:

saturnsorbit:

holdmypurse:

tsarcasm:

my-mind-is-killing-me-slowly:

Do black people name their pets with black people names? Like if they call their dog for dinner they’re like “shaniqua get over here gurl” then the dog comes running with beads and 100% pure sass.

black people names

No we give them white names to fit the wet dog smell. Let me stop, that was petty of me.

Ah lmfaooooo

(Source: the-car-rides-home)