Self-Made Legend

Frank Lucas: The man I worked for had one of the biggest companies in New York City. He didn't own his own company. White man owned it, so they owned him. Nobody owns me, though.

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vinebox:

Tell this joke to the person you hate

(via ruinedchildhood)

The moment I knew my dick game was official

eatpussylivehappy:

prettyboyshyflizzy:

illusionofstableandcharming:

drknocker59:

prettyboyshyflizzy:

i was fucking this girl in her apartment lol 45 mins into it we hear a knock at the door i go to the door its police officers

cops make me nervous so i go to the door…

ghostsies:

today my best friend asked me “why cinderella’s shoe fell off if it fit her perfectly” 

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(via ruinedchildhood)

justixbieber:

 

1.PLUG IN YOUR HEADPHONES

DO NOT LISTEN WITHOUT HEADPHONES!!!!

2.PRESS PLAY

3.CLOSE YOUR EYES

ENJOY A VIRTUAL HAIRCUT.

DO IT NOW.

(Source: awesomaticeric, via stelenasalways)