Frank Lucas: The man I worked for had one of the biggest companies in New York City. He didn't own his own company. White man owned it, so they owned him. Nobody owns me, though.
Tell this joke to the person you hate
i was fucking this girl in her apartment lol 45 mins into it we hear a knock at the door i go to the door its police officers
cops make me nervous so i go to the door…
today my best friend asked me “why cinderella’s shoe fell off if it fit her perfectly”
1.PLUG IN YOUR HEADPHONES
DO NOT LISTEN WITHOUT HEADPHONES!!!!
3.CLOSE YOUR EYES
ENJOY A VIRTUAL HAIRCUT.
DO IT NOW.